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It’s either cash, grass or ass for me

Photo by Joshua Rondeau on Unsplash

I am 45 years old and I’ve been a cab driver in Tucson for 8 years. I’m not very sophisticated. I keep my cash in a sock under my dresser. I keep my grass in the cookie jar. And as far as my ass goes, I’ve been sitting in that cab so long my crack has disappeared.

It’s New Year’s day, 5:33 a.m. I pick up a guy in my cab, my first fare of the day…