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Buck Brick’s Sunday Country Music Report
Don’t get upset, I’m just kidding around
Howdy boys and girls!
Buck Bricks here with your Sunday country music report.
Whew, doggies, where do I start? I got two words for you: Lauren Alaina. She’s been galloping up the charts with her new song “The Road Less Traveled.” If you haven’t heard this song you are committing a felonious crime and there will be a penalty come tax time. Ha ha, just kidding, fuck you Obama! Seriously, folks, nobody can sing about a road less traveled better than a country music blond hottie in skin tight jeans. Robert Frost, eat your heart out, loser.
Speaking of blond bombshells who love to break the rules, Carrie Underwood has another top ten hit, “Dirty Laundry.” This gal must have signed a deal with Beezelboobs himself! Honestly, she could sing the pants off the Abe Lincoln Statue. Some people say she’s got no soul, but I say: And your point is? Buck would crawl a mile over broken glass just to sniff some of her dirty laundry! For reals, ya’all!
Would the country music report be complete without a mention of Luke Bryan? Hells nos! My good pal Luke’s got himself another hit this week with “Move.” To the untrained ear this song might sound a lot like Luke’s earlier hit, “Shake it for me” but if you watch the video you…
