Confessions of a Joe Rogan Fanboy

Mather Schneider
8 min readJun 24, 2023
Photo by Yogendra Singh on Unsplash

Hi, I’m Mike. It has been 64 days since my last Joe Rogan. I’m standing here before you today, because I know you, I know where you’ve been, and I can say that there is hope. I can see it in your faces: you’re thinking, this guy doesn’t know shit, he has no idea of the depths of despair I have been through trying to kick Joe Rogan. Friends, let me share my story.

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Mather Schneider

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