Thank God for Big Boobs

and thank you to the readers on Medium

Mather Schneider
3 min readJan 28, 2022
Photo by Hello Revival on Unsplash

At the risk of jinxing it, I’m going to post this.

Starting in May of 2021 I began putting stories and poems on Medium almost every day. I enjoyed it, and did all the things I thought I was supposed to do. I made 10 bucks the first month, 15 the second. It looked like it was going well. On the third month I made 22 bucks! Like many people I thought my earnings would continue to escalate. I figured I had it made in the shade with a vodka lemonade.

August came with a whopping 12 bucks. I started posting a serialized novel and that went over like a turd in a tea cup. It demoralized me.

Some devastating personal issues hit me and in November I just said fuck it and stopped posting and pretty much forgot about Medium.

Then one day in the middle of this month I started getting notifications via email. Some people were noticing me on Medium, clapping, making comments. I didn’t pay it any attention.

But they kept coming. Finally I realized that all the notifications were about the same story. A story I had posted on August 18th called Pool Parties and Big Boobs. It was a story about my cab driving days, a story which is in my book, “6 to 6” published a couple years ago by Terror House Press, and which has netted me…

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Mather Schneider
Mather Schneider

Written by Mather Schneider

Small press burnout. Stories and poetry the best I can. Become a member and help me out: https://matherschneider.medium.com/membership

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