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If you want to blow up as a writer, you need to read this
You’ve got to work
around the clock
study and work
work and study
if you want to blow up.
I give myself 10 to 20 years
I mean people your age
are already blowing up
just open your eyes man
BOOM BOOM BOOM
people are blowing up all around us
I’ve blown up a little bit
but I haven’t BLOWN blown up
which is my plan
oh trust me I will
I’ve starved for this
I’ve suffered for this
I once went a whole day on two pieces of bread
I once gave my last 5 dollar bill
to a homeless man
because blowing up is all that matters.
I’m the real deal dude
what’s the point of living
if not to blow up
that’s the difference between you and me
I’m just telling you
you have no desire
you have…